CHAPTER 67
SPRINTING STRIPPER
Narrator: Out on one of the residential areas in Cerritos, an old friend of mine, Bea Alonzo, was inside her bedroom of a two-story house as she was packing her stuff in a suitcase. She was currently preparing her clothes.
A second later, her mom walked into her room.
Bea’s Mom: Anak?
Bea: O, Mommy.
Bea’s Mom: Ng ayos kana ba?
Bea: Malapit na.
Bea’s Mom: Anong horas bang flight mo?
Bea: A las tres pa.
Bea’s Mom: Ah. (changes subject) Gutom kana ba? Gusto mo, bibili kitang pakain?
Bea: Okay lang. Hindi pa ako gugutom eh.
Bea’s Mom: O sige. Wag ka masyado pumayat sa walang pakain, ha?
Bea: Opo, Ma.
Bea’s Mom: Sige. (as she leaves Bea’s room)
*
Narrator: Out at the Moonwalk Plaza, Malvern, a white mother along with her two sons somewhere around five years of age, were at the ice cream stand as the kids were getting their ice cream.
Ice cream cashier: (handing two ice cream cones to the kids) Here ya go, little ones.
Boy1: Thank you, sir!
Boy2: Thank you!
Narrator: So the mother an her two sons turned away from the ice cream stand, walking in the direction of the Rue 21 clothing store.
Suddenly, a familiar Filipino lady sprinted past them. It was clearly Jacq who continued her escape from the strip club, still left in a thong and that her breasts were still explicitly shown. She got everyone looking at her in surprise as she was passing by them.
Guy: (wearing a Raiders cap as he holds a video camera in his hand) This is going on Youtube. (as he activates video camera)
Narrator: Jacq continued running, the two security guards seeing her passing through the gate.
Guard1: Heeeey!!!
Narrator: Jacq quickly turned back to see the guards chasing her down. Ignoring them, she continued running, hopefully fast enough to avoid them. She made it to the parking lot. Taking another glance behind her back, she saw the guards were far behind her.
As the guards stopped, taking deep breaths…
Guard1: She’s… (breathing) She’s too quick for us.
Guard2: She’s ten times faster than Speedy Gonzales. (breathing)
Guard1: Not bad for a naked hottie to run with lightening speed.
Narrator: Jacq continued running with that extreme speed as she reached the main street. Carelessly, she was running on the street, the cars abruptly stopping as they honked at her. The same went with the other side of the street. After that, she approached the white fence, hopping over it. She was on the verge of getting lost.
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