Friday, May 15, 2009

ch. 57 - first murder celebration

CHAPTER 57
FIRST MURDER CELEBRATION


Narrator: Inside the large basement, Jerry and his three friends were sitting on the wooden boxes beside one another having their celebratory alcohol fest. They were all sharing their laughter at one another, mainly because of their brutal murdering on Hermit.

Jerry then spoke, giving everyone his attention.

Jerry: (raising his glass half full of red Ultra Brand Rum) My precious friends. We as a team know our rights and wrongs. To the underground human hatchets for completing our very first mission!

Hokai: (as he and his other friends raise their glasses) Toast!

Mondo: Toast!

Tanaka: TOAST!

Narrator: So everyone at the same time touched each other’s glasses, then went back to socializing.

Mondo: Dude, ya really busted the hell outta that guy! Like 10 times bloodier than how Jigsaw kills his people!

Tanaka: Yeh, foo! Straight up da block! (as Jerry smiles)

Narrator: Everyone then cheered.

Jerry: You know… I could never be more than myself. Myself the leader of all serial killers!

Hokai: Ya BOMB, dude!

Mondo: Hell yeah!!

Jerry: Guys, it feels THAT good to be a serial killer! That’s why you guys are killers too!!

Tanaka: FUCK yeah, BIOTCH!!

Narrator: Cheers once again.

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