ch. 32 - total drunkard

CHAPTER 32
TOTAL DRUNKARD


Back inside the bar, Hermit nearly finished his drink. As he turned around, he saw Jerry at the same spot still socializing with the three girls. Making sure Jerry doesn’t see it, Hermit quickly finished up every last bit of the liquid in his drink, then grabbed Jerry’s Vodka-Red Bull drink and gulped a large amount in a rapid pace.

Once he stopped, he immediately felt light-headed. He was looking around, his vision blurry, and when he got up from the rounded chair, he started nodding his head as though he were grooving to the rhythm of a rap song. A weird smile appeared on his face, and now he danced out his arms as if he were a disco dance freak.

Once Hermit headed over to the table with Jerry and the girls…

Jerry: Oi, Hermit! What are you doing here?!

Hermit: Nuthin’, maaan… (continues dancing as he stares at the girls) What’s crackin’, ladies? (sounding drunk)

Narrator: The girls looked at one another, embarrassed.

Cecilia: Hey Jerry… is that your friend?

Jerry: Umm… (as he frowns at Hermit)

Hermit: (in a drunk tone as he murmurs) Yeah dats my homie. Ya know we…

Jerry: (interrupting him) ACTUALLY… he’s myyy next door neighbor. (lying) Not really close pals or anything (smiling).

Jacq: I seeeee.

Jerry: Yeah uhh… excuse me for a sec. (smiling)

Narrator: Jerry grabbed Hermit by the arm firmly and dragged him outside the bar.

Jerry: (throwing him hard to ground) Kakainis ka talaga!!

Hermit: Yo yo yo I jus’ wan’ talk, man!

Jerry: At sinisira mo pa yun conversation ko sa mga babae!! Kakaloka kang tao!!

Hermit: Duuude chillax… Gimme a chance, ya know… Everybody deserves a chance, diba?

Jerry: Yeah, and you get a fuckin’ life yourself!! (as he returns into bar)

Hermit: Eyyy… don’ leave me here…

Narrator: Suddenly, a group of four big-bodied Samoans arrived at the bar, noticing Hermit lying on the floor drunk.

Hermit: Eyyy guys! (as they turned to him, faces looking snobby) Can ya’ll gimme a hand here? (smiling)

Narrator: The Samoans all looked at one another, then back to him. The one in front facing Hermit curled his fists, and Hermit’s mouth dropped WIIIDE open in shock.

A moment later, Hermit ended up in a large trash bin. The Samoans dusted off their hands and walked away afterwards.

Hermit: Eyy… need a lil help here. Don’ leave me here all alone… c’monnn… anybody there?... Awww…